You want WHAT???

I got a call today. Person on the phone wanted an over-the-counter mole removal method or system. When I told him that mole removal was best done by a medical proffessional, he told me that it was "elective and I don't have $600".

I felt like telling him that the most effective method was a really sharp knife. I didn't. But I wanted to. However, professional ethics won out and I told him that there was nothing of the sort available.

A few days before that, a woman wanted to buy some hydrochloric acid because her digestion was off and she read somewhere that she needed more of the acid in her stomach.....